Your AI nutrition coach
Just tell Tableside what you ate.
Text it, talk to it, or send a photo. Tableside logs every meal, runs the macro math, and answers “what should I eat?” anytime. No forms, no food database to dig through.
Coach
Today · on track
- Log by text, photo, or voice
- Get answers, not just numbers
- Tracking you can trust
The old way
Most trackers make you do the work, right when you’re hungry.
So most people quit. Not because they don’t care, but because logging a sandwich shouldn’t take six taps and a judgment call.
- Searching a database before you can eat
- Picking “cooked” vs “raw”, then a serving size
- Confirmation screens that feel like paperwork
- Red numbers and broken streaks when you slip
How it works
A coach in your pocket, not a spreadsheet.
Text, talk, or snap a photo
Say it like you’d text a friend: “a flat white and two eggs.” Or send a photo of your plate or a menu.
Tableside logs it and does the math
It appears on your day already saved, with honest, approximate macros. Corrections stick when you tweak them.
Get real-time advice on what to eat next
“Wings or pizza?” “What fits my macros?” Ask anytime and get an answer for the rest of your day.
What you can ask
Like texting a friend who happens to know food.
Tableside remembers your day, so the answers fit what you’ve already eaten.
Settle a quick swap
Order from a menu
Decide what’s for dinner
Log without the work
Why Tableside
Calm by design.
No manual entry
No database to search, no serving-size menus. Describe it once and it’s logged.
Approximate, honestly
Estimates show a “~” and never fake precision. Roughly right beats falsely exact.
The difference
Everything a calorie app should be, and nothing it shouldn’t.
Most calorie apps
- Search a database before you can log
- Falsely precise numbers
- Red warnings and broken streaks
- Hidden pricing and surprise upsells
- Ads on the free tier
- Figure out what to eat yourself
Tableside
- Just say what you ate
- Honest estimates, marked with ~
- No shame, no streaks, ever
- One price, shown before you download
- No ads, ever
- Ask your coach anytime
FAQ
Questions, answered.
How accurate are the numbers?
Approximate by design. Tableside estimates from what you describe and marks every figure with a “~”. Roughly right is more useful than falsely exact, and you can correct anything in a tap, which sticks.
Can I really just talk to it?
Yes. Instead of typing, tap the mic and speak: “a flat white and two eggs.” Your device’s speech recognition turns it into text, and Tableside logs the meal and answers back.
What happens to my photos and voice?
Photos are used to read your meal and aren’t kept afterward. Voice is converted to text by your device’s built-in speech recognition (Apple or Google). Either way, your meals are yours, never sold or used to target ads.
Do I have to log every day?
No. Partial days are completely fine. There are no streaks to break and nothing turns red when you skip.
How much does it cost?
One flat price, shown right on the App Store or Google Play before you download. No hidden tiers and no surprise upsells.
Which devices does it work on?
Tableside is available on iPhone and Android.
Stop tracking. Start telling.
Your nutrition coach is one text away. Download Tableside and log your first meal in seconds.